Thursday, April 7

Temporary Troll Thursday



Several years ago we were getting calls from a company that wanted to install a Nielson-like monitoring box on our radio.  I figure it isn't a crank call if THEY call YOU.

I had just got in the door (not why I am out of breath) when the phone rang, but I was able to record the conversation as I was preparing to have a little fun with them.  Little did I know that I was going to be talking to someone that was...

...aware.

TIP:  If you want some quick views on your YouTube account, do something with the Illuminati.  Views, spam, emails to join cults...you get 'em all!
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8 comments:

  1. FangApril 7, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Trolls take shit lightly. Ahwell, what do you do about it =/

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  2. D4April 7, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Bahahahaha, ahh, ah. It's when they take you that seriously that things get good. Niiice job.

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  3. 123April 7, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    PFFFFFF.

    The self-aware telemarketer
    YOU HAVE TAH TAKE THA BATTERY OFF O' DA PHONE

    >God’s Kingdom is a heavenly government with Jesus Christ as King. He will soon destroy human governments, and the earth will become a paradise. - Psalms 103:19; Daniel 2:44; Jeremiah 10:11. God’s purpose to make the earth a paradise will be fulfilled. — Genesis 2:8 - 9; Isaiah 46:11 In the coming new world, God will bestow many blessings on mankind. - Psalms 37:29, 72:16; Revelation 21:4; Isaiah 33:24, 35:5 - 6.

    wat

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  4. Aaron M. GipsonApril 7, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    You gotta love the bleakness that is a telemarketer's life though. At least he had something to talk about with the other poor schlubs when he got off the phone with you...

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  5. DerpFilesApril 7, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    This is some disturbing shit. It's sad the lengths people will go to add meaning to their lives. I'M SO IMPORTANT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO OBSERVE ME, or that everything that happens is guided by a shadow conspiracy. Feels bad man.

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  6. LesApril 7, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Hella coincidence that you guys were both awakened. Hell, he could've just as easily been a part of the illuminati and told his superiors about your awareness.

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  7. JayApril 7, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    what did he say at the end!?!?

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  8. World of ZeroMay 25, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Niek Flum Du Flum. Intri Jimpri Klik. Gha gi la. Handshake accepted.

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