It Ain't Easy Being Green

"Not sure how to feel about this."
Interpretation by Anonymous

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I know what you are thinking.  "Is Phil intentionally trying to irritate people by not cropping his scans properly?"

To those that I think are thinking that, I think back to you: Ha!  Look where you are thinking.  You completely missed the fact that someone drew two people with different animals as breasts.

Actually, now that I preview it, you can't really make out the tapered sliver of a pin on the bottom.  I can't focus, is that a rhinoceros?  This is cosmic.

I feel I have been overstaying my welcome at /i/ so I am just going to let that fade away for now.  I haven't actively pursued anyone recently to draw, but if you know someone, or you yourself ever get bored, there are plenty of inkblots in The Collection for you to go to town on and mail to me at st.inkblots@gmail.com.

I always wanted a "celebrity interpretation," but how would you even start that fan letter?

By Anonymous.
Looks biblical.

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I just want to warn you about the next one.  Well, I guess that is kind of silly.  Even if I did have something massively insightful to say about it, you would have already seen it by now, because it is in your face.  Right down there.  With the two penises passing gas romantically.

This is called "Fart-heart" by Tiptoeing dicks, which I believe
is not the author's real name.

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So what do you think?  Does green bring out the crazies?  Should I make a lame Irish joke?  Holy Horrifying Christ On A Kangaroo, what is up with Fart-heart?