Friday, January 21

Inkblot Of The Day (Finally)

I have bad feelings about this one...
draw what you see on it
and mail it to

So, the Omegle thing is kind of freaky.  One could spend an hour trying to get someone to play a game, and in fact spend one whole hour shifting from one dedicated masturbator to another.  In between all that nonsense there are kids that are WAY TOO YOUNG to be operating their computers/webcams and shit without parental supervision along with the whole language barrier thing...

Fuck all this reading/writing shit...people want to see interpretations from the past or

Inkblots Submission I Got When I Was 
Desperately Trying To Solicit Interpretations 

Despite all that time that has passed, the inkblot pickin's were few and far between.  My organisational skills are not what they used to be, so don't expect an in-depth chronology:

You are robbing yourself if you don't Click To Enlarge

I haven't seen the likes of this since General Failure was in town.  Please note that GenFail is no longer, as he is in the state pen for illegal narcotics trafficking.  After you are done rubbing your eyes, take note!: This is Ben (no, not this one or this one) who for some reason does not operate a blog.  I suspect he is some online drifter who decided to stop hiding the bodies and start...seeing Elvis.  Hopefully he will not be put off by my mailing him with multiple email addresses, and return to us with more interpretations.

Gah!  Scary.  This is from NooG and it is one of the more unique placements of an inkblot.  I've only seen it once before (see below) and I was never quite certain if the people coming up with it are more or less crazy than the rest of you bastards.  Anyway, pretty damn cool.

Deja Vu

I don't think I put this up yet?!?  That's what happens when you follow someone else's blog too closely.  I have been following Suciô Sanchez's tutorials now and I am almost ready to replace him in the world of blogs.  Hopefully he won't read this and notice.  Hopefully he won't use the Claws of Hammurabi.


  1. My UNIQUELY styled Wallpapers. During some ten years, I have developed an extremely complex and unimitable technique that should carry some interest of anyone pursuing a serious artistic ambition and expertise. And it's quantity as well: by now close to 3 000 wallpapers, all created by me. Why not tune in on my rapidly growing art blog? Its Copyright Anyone, as it SHOULD be for this genre!

    Weathertime Wallpaper Windows

    I run Deviant Art in parallell:

    Kraxpelax on Deviant Art


    And I write poetry in several languages:


    There's much in the world that you can't explain.
    It's revealed for you to remember
    by the whispering voice of a distant train
    or a midnight rain in november.

    Horizon within! You can always find
    the keys to Enigma. Let's mention
    one basic Truth: of spirited Mind
    Is Nature naught but extension.

    Internal expanses! In dreams, ridden
    by fear and longing you roam
    that deep Southeast in your soul hidden
    ...on your random journey back home.

    Single Swingle


    Casualidad sopla la sangre
    de alguno señor desconocido
    durante los pocos restantes
    momentos del resplandor de faroles

    que se vislumbran tras el follaje
    flameando de las obsesiónes
    igual efimero como gotas
    del cinzano de la soledad –

    En aquel tiempo me levanta
    dentro uno incidente avejentado
    que en seguida palidece
    al camouflaje de abstraccion;

    chica, nadie conoce que tus grisos
    ojos significan aún; con todo
    el sueño que hube evacuado
    tu escudriñas nuevamente.

    My Spanish poetry!



    Un orage nocturne illmuna maintenant l'Amazonie, franchis les Andes, envoya des jeux de cartes gigantesques et frappantes en bas à la Pampa –

    Puis: petit déjeuner à melon; café fumant !

    À la bague du cigare tu lis, étonné: GÉOGRAPHIE.



    Das Leben dergleichen Halbfaßung
    der Welt wahr immer nicht wahr,
    nicht wahr? Die fristlos Entlaßung
    am Ende wird kaum wunderbar.

    So laßen uns Menschlingen viele
    besonders besonnene zum
    Zeitweilegem Zeiten als Ziele
    des Lebens halbfaßen darum.

    Fremde Gedichte


    Time travel is by up to date confused "expertise" considered logically impossible albeit physically allowed for by Einstein's equations, as Gödel pointed out. Strange fallacy! The Guy travelling "backwards" in his time machine immediately goes into "hypertime", so to speak, and what was "time" is simply one more spatial dimension. No logical problem whatever; I utterly fail to see, even, how this awful misconception could persist for about a century. OK, on return he happened to crash into my poor would be dad, so what? This calamity occurring somewhere in Universe imperceivable to me, the Flatlander. Etc. Do you follow? You should.

    My philosophy:



    And: reciprocity. You do me a favor promoting your blog on mine!

    - Peter Ingestad, Sweden

  2. Holy balls, now that is some exceptional spam! It's like he set up a blog in my blog.

  3. i saw somebody holding up giant hands like the ones you get at sports games.

  4. The first one looks like a back to back James Bond.

  5. Yessir I have been busy :) Love the snake interpretation. I think the current blot looks like the DISCO DEVIL!

  6. I really like the first image! Great idea for a blog :) following!

  7. I wonder how many followers Kraxpelax gets from his life story? I've seen it around a lot lately.

    I'll take another look at the blot when I've finished the current bottle of red.

  8. I can not wait until your next video!

  9. Saw your designs on Art/Oekaki. I really, really enjoy your inkblot designs -- We actually featured (and gave you credits, of course!) some of your original pieces over at

  10. this looks interesting, I'll keep track of this.

  11. Love your blog dude, following and supporting check mine out

  12. I see Satan holding two fingers up to the sky mocking the heavens above, enticing you (us) to join him.

    twisted huh?!

  13. elvis, or jay leno. yeah, definitely. i have a hard time telling those two guys apart anyway ;) hehehe. please continue soliciting things from sir crazy.

  14. Lol @ 'balding dog lick'. I just don't see it =P

    Oh, and in the first picture, I see a girl in a dress doing the rock hands.

  15. Fantastic spam on the top here. :p At least the guy does shit properly when he does it.
    Also, this time I see a dragon pointing skywards. I'll supplement a picture if I find the time. About time I started doing that anyway.

  16. Wow man, that's deep. On the first one I see a spider =)

    Following your blog!

  17. I don't want to type what I saw... But it has something to do with two chicks and guns

  18. I see the big bang shooting out limousines, botflies, giant hands and the obligatory human skulls.

  19. I see messed up stuff sometimes in ink blots... that's probably unhealthy right?

  20. Wow, quite a first comment by Kraxpelax. Way to set the tone!

    Because of the snake interpretation I can only see a snake in the blot with human hands, pointing them up into the air kind of like guns. You can clearly see the index fingers pointing up.


What do you see?